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fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

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  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.

— 14 things to remember in a relationship (via february4teenth)

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Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls

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98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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iggy body stacked

Iggy iggy iggy can’t u see, sometimes ur body just hypnotize me.

me n iggy got the same booty mole



Procrastination is linked to poor work habits, feeling overwhelmed, aiming for perfection,and wanting to do something else instead. You can overcome procrastination by acknowledging that you are, making a start on something small, focusing on ‘getting started’ instead of thinking of how to finish, breaking large tasks down, and not berating yourself.

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plans for 2014

  • care less about everything
  • get hot
  • sleep

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ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.


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I think of you so often you have no idea.

— James Joyce, Ulysses  (via versteur)

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Females carry the marks, language and nuances of their culture more than the male. Anything that is desired or despised is always placed on the female body.

— Wangechi Mutu (via latentpowers)

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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.

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Remember to love yourself

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